Ask The Doctor

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tyrannosaurusprick:

#the last time that he and Dean redid their landscaping they ended up with Soapbark bushes by mistake #Cas refuses to make the same mistake twice - this time he watches the landscapers like a hawk

#All of the people who work on the house are terrified of Cas #’Man seriously he hasn’t moved in an hour.’ #’Calm down he totally ha- oh god no he hasn’t. I don’t think he’s even blinked.” #’I can’t work under these conditions!’

#CAS STOP SCARING THE REPAIR GUYS THEY’RE JUST TRYING TO DO THEIR JOB #BE QUIET DEAN. I’M TRYING TO SUPERVISE.

#No seriously dude I think you’re putting a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘putting the fear of God into them’ #I’m an Angel of the Lord Dean #I know that—Look just come inside alright we’ll make some burgers #I do not require nourishment Dean #Goddammit Cas 

(Source: itsfuuh, via consulting-anglophile)

#Want Vern’s more than anything. 

trenchcoatsandblueeyes:

bow-ties-and-mad-men:

Sonic screwdriver. Good for unlocking, detecting, signaling, and right now, scanning. I’m scanning you for huon radiation. I had someone pop into the TARDIS before. Donna Noble was her name. The TARDIS sort of acts like a giant magnet for Huon particles. However you, *stops scanning Cas and looks at read out from screwdriver* don’t seem to have a single particle on you. So, still not sure how you got here then. *puts the screwdriver back in his pocket and looks down sadly.* Either way I suppose you’re right. We are both very much alone. 

That sounds like a very useful device. *nods his head slowly and watches as he puts the mysterious device away before looking up and around him, eyes searching the TARDIS* I am unsure as to why I am here, but landing here is much more preferable to any other fate that I imagine awaits me, perhaps for now I could stay with you. I’m not sure how useful a worn down angel could be to you, but perhaps we could both use a little companionship.

*smiles slowly before looking up at Cas* A companion eh? Haven’t had one of those for a while. I’m supposed to be dead, you see. I got too big, too noisy. Had to lay low for a bit. Had some very nasty people after me. Well, not really people I suppose, not all of them anyway. So an ex-angel who should have died and a Doctor who’s supposed to be dead? Yes Castiel, I think this could work out very well.

trenchcoatsandblueeyes:

bow-ties-and-mad-men:

God? Now there really is something new. Because I’ll tell you what Cas, I’ve seen all of space and time. I’ve seen the beginning of the universe and the end of your world. I’ve seen planets you haven’t dreamed of, but God. One true God. I’ve yet to see evidence of that. As for me, I’m a traveler you could say. I travel around the universe. Been knocking about on my own for a while. Just me and the TARDIS. Till you showed up, which, I’m still not sure how that happened. *pulls out his sonic screwdriver from his coat pocket and scans Castiel.*

And I have never met a traveler. At least not one who could make it through space and time. It seems, Doctor, that you are possibly as powerful as an angel. As powerful as my brothers and sisters which I find to be very interesting. I am not sure how we ended up here but it seems that perhaps we are both very much alone. *frowns and watches as he scans him, his head tilted to the side in genuine curiosity at the device he is holding* What do you have? I don’t understand it’s purpose. Why does it look like that?

Sonic screwdriver. Good for unlocking, detecting, signaling, and right now, scanning. I’m scanning you for huon radiation. I had someone pop into the TARDIS before. Donna Noble was her name. The TARDIS sort of acts like a giant magnet for Huon particles. However you, *stops scanning Cas and looks at read out from screwdriver* don’t seem to have a single particle on you. So, still not sure how you got here then. *puts the screwdriver back in his pocket and looks down sadly.* Either way I suppose you’re right. We are both very much alone. 

trenchcoatsandblueeyes:

bow-ties-and-mad-men:

Well that’s alright. Last time someone just showed up in the TARDIS they were in the middle of a wedding. Right mess that was. However this is something different, this is something new. So, Castiel, can I call you Cas? You were supposed to be dead. Why? 

It is new for me as well. You are neither angel, human or demon. So what does that make you? I don’t believe I have ever come across someone like you before.. Something new. You are welcome to call me Cas, yes but I should be dead because I swallowed all the souls in purgatory, became God, then lost my life to the Leviathan I had attempted to contain.

God? Now there really is something new. Because I’ll tell you what Cas, I’ve seen all of space and time. I’ve seen the beginning of the universe and the end of your world. I’ve seen planets you haven’t dreamed of, but God. One true God. I’ve yet to see evidence of that. As for me, I’m a traveler you could say. I travel around the universe. Been knocking about on my own for a while. Just me and the TARDIS. Till you showed up, which, I’m still not sure how that happened. *pulls out his sonic screwdriver from his coat pocket and scans Castiel.*

trenchcoatsandblueeyes:

bow-ties-and-mad-men:

I’m the Doctor, and you sir, are in my Tardis… You weren’t in the middle of a wedding were you?

No, I was not in a wedding. And my name is Castiel. I was at the bottom of a lake and I should be dead. I’m glad I’m not.

Well that’s alright. Last time someone just showed up in the TARDIS they were in the middle of a wedding. Right mess that was. However this is something different, this is something new. So, Castiel, can I call you Cas? You were supposed to be dead. Why? 

trenchcoatsandblueeyes:

bow-ties-and-mad-men:

trenchcoatsandblueeyes:

I don’t know what happened. I remember Leviathan and then… Nothing.

Leviathan? Not quite sure what a leviathan is. Sounds… spacey. And space I can handle. So then, who exactly are you and how did you get on my TARDIS. You’re not a stowaway are you? Because I don’t think I remember stopping anywhere.

Leviathan… They are difficult to explain but they are sea creatures in a sense and currently they are using human beings as vessels. This is very bad… I honesty don’t remember how I got here, I should be at the bottom of a lake paying for my sins. I suppose i can ask you the same question however, who are you?

I’m the Doctor, and you sir, are in my Tardis… You weren’t in the middle of a wedding were you?

trenchcoatsandblueeyes:

I don’t know what happened. I remember Leviathan and then… Nothing.

Leviathan? Not quite sure what a leviathan is. Sounds… spacey. And space I can handle. So then, who exactly are you and how did you get on my TARDIS. You’re not a stowaway are you? Because I don’t think I remember stopping anywhere.

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bow-ties-and-mad-men:

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Never. 

Not even during the orgy?

Only if my angel allows it.

………… that was the cutest thing ever. I am currently bathing but when I get out I will get on Cas.

Otay.

(Source: askdeannovaksmith, via askdeannovaksmith)

askdeansmith:

bow-ties-and-mad-men:

askdeansmith:

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Never. 

Not even during the orgy?

Only if my angel allows it.

(Source: askdeannovaksmith, via askdeannovaksmith)

askdeansmith:

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Never. 

(Source: askdeannovaksmith)

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